The Victim

Chris graciously cut off the ant's head, although truthfully, the ant was already dead after plunging into the fire trying to escape Chris' knife.

Chris: "Oh wow, these ants are the best! They totally taste like lemons!"

Jess: "They really do, I've had lots."

My reaction : "Tastes like crunchy."

Chris: "Really? You are the first to say that they don't taste like lemons."