We went to my cousin Marcus' wedding reception, and as all of the girlies were gathering to catch the bouquet, I was absolutely not in the mood to take part. "Nah. Look at all those girls, too many, not worth it," but then they started blasting Single Ladies. My bubble butt just can't help but move to that song, so I let it carry me through the crowd to Emily. Right as I was about to make her laugh really hard with my latest practiced Beyonce moves, all the girls started screaming because Dayloni was about to throw the bouquet. I kept my eye on the prize, accessed my go go gadget legs, and I got it! Me! The shortest short girl in the bunch! Emily said it looked like I was rocketing to the moon. I didn't know what to do, I laughed and jumped up and down, then kept asking if I was supposed to give it back. Then Dayloni ran over and hugged me, and rushed me over to the cameraman for pictures. I was an instant celebrity. Eli ran up and begged me to hold him, but he refused to smell the flowers.