Me: "Looks like you copied."
Student: "I'm pretty sure I didn't?" Really said with a question mark.
Me: "Pretty sure?"
Student: “I wrote my schedule on my hand, but my sister’s hamster tried to bite science off this morning.”
I'm about to read Tina Fey's Bossypants, and I've already laughed and sent a funny text before opening the book. Can't wait.