Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Monday, January 04, 2010
In relief society yesterday, the lesson was on our three ward goals, one of which is spreading the gospel. One girl raised her hand to make a comment, and she has the most monotone/slowest speech in the whole history of man learning to talk. Here goes:
"My ... mother always said ... before you 'warn' ... with an N ... your neighbor ... you should 'warm' your neighbor. Warm (then she spelled this next part out) W - R - M - E. Um ... I think I did that wrong ... but we should warm our neighbors first ..." and she went on to finish her point.
What? Why isn't anyone else at least kind of giggling? I must be the biggest jerk. I put my head between my knees and tried to keep it together. It was the funniest thing ever. W-R-M-E? Are you kidding me?