Majority of my students while I'm trying to get them excited about the topic:
"Have you taught this yet today?"

Me: "Nope, you're my guinea pigs."

Extremely excited students: "We're your G-Force!?!"

Promised my mom I would document everything I make from now on.

Rose - This would have been yours. Unfortunately, it has some orange in it. It's not pure red. Yours is coming, don't fret.

Anyone else want to throw in a request? (I love making deals.)

In relief society yesterday, the lesson was on our three ward goals, one of which is spreading the gospel. One girl raised her hand to make a comment, and she has the most monotone/slowest speech in the whole history of man learning to talk. Here goes:

"My ... mother always said ... before you 'warn' ... with an N ... your neighbor ... you should 'warm' your neighbor. Warm (then she spelled this next part out) W - R - M - E. Um ... I think I did that wrong ... but we should warm our neighbors first ..." and she went on to finish her point.

What? Why isn't anyone else at least kind of giggling? I must be the biggest jerk. I put my head between my knees and tried to keep it together. It was the funniest thing ever. W-R-M-E? Are you kidding me?

Happy Birthday Jackie!

2nd attempt was a little cleaner.

Don't worry, Jackie already has her hat. I made sure I posted after I gave the birthday girl her present.