Here's a doozy of an e-mail from one of my dear little students. Deep breath, I did have time in my schedule to help him out.
Subject: Dear Bateman (Batman)
Hi, this Brandon Robinson. I have lost my glasses that are in a brownish blackish case. I was wondering if you have seen them or have them in your possession. They are of great importance to me and I hope you can find time in your schedule to see if you have it.