Not as bad as a wonky eye, but I do have wonky toes.
My sisters always laugh really hard when my heart gets sad because fitting my toesies into those toe separators never quite works. However, I've had two Christmas miracles this year. My sweet pedicurist has been able to get my toes to cooperate! Feel free in joining me in patting my toes on the back.
*Pic shown is not of my toes.