Homey: "Amy! Hey! Did I just see you coming from Trax?"
Me: "Yeah, I had a conference down in Salt Lake both yesterday and today."
Homey: "You ride your trax to work?"
Me: "No, I had a conference at the Salt Palace."
Homey: "Is your hair darker?"
Me: "Yup, and shorter."
Homey: "Yeah ... it definitely ... looks darker."
I start laughing and have to stop myself from slapping my forehead.
Homey: "No, no! What I mean by that is it looks good. Real good."